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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You just lost the game.
You: O hai
You: So did you
Stranger: nooooooooeeeeeez
Stranger: you cheat
You: No i dunt
Stranger: we're no strangers to love...
You: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
You: a full commitments'
Stranger: what i'm thinking of
You: you wouldn't get this from
Stranger: any other guy
You: iiii just wanna tell you
Stranger: how i'm feeling
You: gotta make you
Stranger: understand.
Stranger: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: never gonna run around and desert you
You: oh fuck
You: sorry man
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that was fun
Stranger: later
You: yeah, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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keep it to 4chan imo, these threads are never funny
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH MY GOD
You: CALL 911
You: THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
You: HE JUST CAME AT ME
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.

The guy was typing before I disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 123746/hybrid/indonesia
You: and you?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i was born in indonesia
You: ...
You have disconnected.
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You: Fuck you.
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:/ after 5 seconds

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi where r u from
You: lo
You: england
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this got a little boring towards the end.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is it safe?
Stranger: hello
You: is it safe?
Stranger: i come from china
You: you do?
Stranger: yes
You: Do they not block this for subversion to revolution?
Stranger: no sir
Stranger: i am a government officer
Stranger: i have access to such programs
Stranger: but you make a good point
Stranger: are you an american man?
You: No I come from great communist state not unlike yours of Russia
Stranger: are you an officer for the government
You: I'm a member of the politburo itself, I uphold Lenin s great revolution and keep the workers free from the capitalists
Stranger: very good job
Stranger: i must say
Stranger: but lets talk some serious stuff
You: yes lets my good sir
Stranger: in china we are not allowed to express unspeakable acts such as sex to others
You: orly?
You: how sad
Stranger: so i was beginning to think that we should talk about sexual acts together
Stranger: first of all
Stranger: i am sixty-four years old
Stranger: and still a virgin
Stranger: but i have a girlfriend who said she would suck on my penis
You: What is to stop your love juice from spewing forth?
You: She seems eager
Stranger: yes sir...the problem is that i am nervous
You: You must seize the moment and your penis
Stranger: okay sir...but what if it is too small?
You: it does not matter, take her and think of Mao
You: Do it for the revolution!
Stranger: what do you speak of?
Stranger: you disgusting man
Stranger: mao is a horrible man
Stranger: we chinese who have been here for thousands of years are now loosing everything we once had
Stranger: luckily i work for the governemnt
You: so are you actually Chinese or a troll, I cant tell ¬_¬
Stranger: what you speak of troll?
You: Do you farm gold when not working for the government?
You: for WOW
Stranger: you are a unique but strange man...i would say that you are truly a stupid american and not russian
You: In soviet Russia troll feeds you
Stranger: sir
Stranger: i must disconnect this conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this got a little boring towards the end.
wat :/
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Love this site.
Better when you have freinds around though.

We had a game on it once; We had to get the stranger to say "What?", simply by confusing them.
Suprisingly hard to do. We had some amazing conversations. Took ages before we could get anyone.
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