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A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.
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Wow, thats one of them thar wierd stories....
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happens to me all the time.
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He clearly did it on purpose.
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He clearly did it on purpose.
Yeah, how do you drop a fish and have it land in your dick? That's like saying it wasn't rape, you just tripped while you were both naked.
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Yeah, how do you drop a fish and have it land in your dick? That's like saying it wasn't rape, you just tripped while you were both naked.
So he opened his penis and let it slide right in...is what your saying....
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Yeah, what's so weird about that?
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Theres a fish in the amazon that if you take a piss in the river it swims up your urine and into your dick, and releases spikes and attaches itself inside your dick. Forget the name of it.
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