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uvwx033 · #1 06-03-2010

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.Friendship prompt: please visit e-shop, there are very cheap brand shoes.

**kaidus** · #2 06-03-2010

Wtf is that.

!LeMoN_PoOdin! · #3 06-03-2010

I am intriged to buy very cheap brand shoes at the e-shop because of your riddle!

013109 · #4 06-03-2010

my money, take it, and leave me alone

AzraelUK · #5 06-03-2010

I was told this in my school's chapel service before. And then the chaplain tried to sell me cheap shoes too. :/

A couple of months later he was arrested for pedophilia so it all turned out okay, I guess. But still, this brings back bad memories.

Peapod · #6 06-03-2010

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Originally Posted by uvwx033

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Walla · #7 06-03-2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A

cobtehfood · #8 06-03-2010

Here is some poetry by a computer. If you like that kind of stuff.

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