if jesus played source forts, he would get pwnd for our sins then respawn as an engy!

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Hows my spelling? Call 1-800-FuckOff

Jesus would be like BlackOps on crack.

haha, great screencap

Jesus would be pwned by me. Then hack and beat me

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Once I was in bed with this chick and we played Madden, and I fucking kicked her ass. then I made her give me a rusty trumbone and I 360 roundhouse kicked her elbow. Then we made scrambled eggs and talked about global situations while smearing pancake batter on our faces.

Your Sig Is Way Too Big Oxx.

Jesus's grav gun would resusrect people and heal to full health in one tick instead of 5 at a time.

My signature shold be better now.

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Once I was in bed with this chick and we played Madden, and I fucking kicked her ass. then I made her give me a rusty trumbone and I 360 roundhouse kicked her elbow. Then we made scrambled eggs and talked about global situations while smearing pancake batter on our faces.

Jesus would noclip.

Not that'd he'd do anything for your team, he'd just noclip vertically into the sky.

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And thus I refute thee.

Jesus would noclip to the enemies flag and then drop it on top of the skybox. that would show the non-believers.

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mm no.
Non belivers would come up with "science" (which was drawn from their imaginations) and say that there is no skybox, only infinite space. (lol, silly scientists)