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Old 11-17-2006
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Default If Jesus Played Source Forts

if jesus played source forts, he would get pwnd for our sins then respawn as an engy!

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Jesus would be like BlackOps on crack.
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haha, great screencap
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Jesus would be pwned by me. Then hack and beat me
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Jesus's grav gun would resusrect people and heal to full health in one tick instead of 5 at a time.
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My signature shold be better now.
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Jesus would noclip.

Not that'd he'd do anything for your team, he'd just noclip vertically into the sky.
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Jesus would noclip to the enemies flag and then drop it on top of the skybox. that would show the non-believers.
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mm no.
Non belivers would come up with "science" (which was drawn from their imaginations) and say that there is no skybox, only infinite space. (lol, silly scientists)
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