After a careful, through debate of the board members of L.U.L.Z. (Lolcow United Leftwinged Zeal), their was a unamiously decided that Draken has become a useless fag in the community of SourceForts.
Therefore the members of the board have assigned the following title to the account Draken:
LoLcow,
Azlan Class
Attached to this document you will find your new LoLcow badge.
This is the 3d highest grade lolcow to be achieved in the community. By all means please keep your sensless spamming in threads with flamebait comments to achieve the Flare status.
The board does not recommend you achieve the ultimate "Nick" status, that would be associated with health problems and nervous breakdowns.
Under normal circumstances the board director would like to congralute you on achieving this succes, but then again, it is nothing to proud of.
Yours Sincerely,
ZeroCool
Secetary of the Board Members from L.U.L.Z.