After a careful, through debate of the board members of L.U.L.Z. (Lolcow United Leftwinged Zeal), their was a unamiously decided that Draken has become a useless fag in the community of SourceForts.
Therefore the members of the board have assigned the following title to the account Draken:

LoLcow, Azlan Class

Attached to this document you will find your new LoLcow badge.

This is the 3d highest grade lolcow to be achieved in the community. By all means please keep your sensless spamming in threads with flamebait comments to achieve the Flare status.
The board does not recommend you achieve the ultimate "Nick" status, that would be associated with health problems and nervous breakdowns.

Under normal circumstances the board director would like to congralute you on achieving this succes, but then again, it is nothing to proud of.


Yours Sincerely,

ZeroCool

Secetary of the Board Members from L.U.L.Z.

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I do believe I wanted him as the lolcow.

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Ni66a?!? Master Czar: http://www.hairfinder.com/info/redhead-extinction.htm
arenaceous: scatman is gingar rite?
Ni66a?!? Master Czar: Yes
arenaceous: must suck

We're not tools of the goverment or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing.. the only thing I was good at. But, at least I always fought for what I believed in!

you'd think after a couple of years you'd have gotten over the whole snowman thing

Apparently it doesn't get old...

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Thank you, thank you.

I am honoured to be in this position, and I will do my best to uphold it!

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fark.

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sf_skiff

how come I'm not in there

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You can apply by sorting your sock drawer alphabetically and taking a picture of it and PM it to me.
Now where did I mention snowmen in the thread Jon?????????????????

OH draken, it's LoLcow, not Lolcow.

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ty ty i'll do mah best, niggerfaggot.

FUCK YOU

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Congratulationzzz Drakun!

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yea