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Saturday evening - I had ordered a pizza and looked forward to a beautiful noon in front of the news. I asked the pizzeria to deliver the pizza at my house and there was of course no problem.

My order was a kebab-pizza without onions, lettuce, sauce, pepperoni and very little tomato sauce.
At half past five someone's at the door - the pizza has arrived.
I open the box with great eager and is about to sink my teeth into the sweet thing, when I come to my great frightening discover...
I had been sent an ordinary kebab-pizza despite my specific request.

I of course become furious and decide to take my revenge on the pizzeria.
I taped the failed pizza to a brick and wrote on a piece of paper:

I ORDERED A SPECIAL NOOBS!

With my trusty bike, I went to the pizzeria and threw the brick through the window before I got the hell out of there.

It feels really good now to have put those pricks on the spot, they wont be fucking with me anymore!



Now, to start a rational discussion, what you would have done if you got the wrong pizza on a Saturday evening in front of news?


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First I would switch off the news. It's all gay unless it's from comedy central. Then I would politely tell the delivery person that this pizza is not what I ordered, and would kindly ask to be given the pizza I had ordered.
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The great thing is, they let you keep the pizza they fucked you over with. SO YOU KIND OF WIN.
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The great thing is, they let you keep the pizza they fucked you over with. SO YOU KIND OF WIN.
Why would you want such a shitty pizza though?
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Why would you want such a shitty pizza though?
Anything thats free, you can't complain.
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Oh. So thats what you gave me.
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i would've raped him
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I think brick through the window pretty much covers it.
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Lol, wow this forum is so random.
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