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Saturday evening - I had ordered a pizza and looked forward to a beautiful noon in front of the news. I asked the pizzeria to deliver the pizza at my house and there was of course no problem.
My order was a kebab-pizza without onions, lettuce, sauce, pepperoni and very little tomato sauce.
At half past five someone's at the door - the pizza has arrived.
I open the box with great eager and is about to sink my teeth into the sweet thing, when I come to my great frightening discover...
I had been sent an ordinary kebab-pizza despite my specific request.
I of course become furious and decide to take my revenge on the pizzeria.
I taped the failed pizza to a brick and wrote on a piece of paper:
I ORDERED A SPECIAL NOOBS!
With my trusty bike, I went to the pizzeria and threw the brick through the window before I got the hell out of there.
It feels really good now to have put those pricks on the spot, they wont be fucking with me anymore!
Now, to start a rational discussion, what you would have done if you got the wrong pizza on a Saturday evening in front of news?
Best regards
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