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Topic: Well I'm pretty skeptical and think some of you ain't even done the nasty. So here is a little test I put together for you guys When and where did you lose it? How old were you? Any funny stories about yer first experience?

First Response: Ms. White, in the kitchen, with the candlestick.

2nd Response: Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the wrench. Who can resist Colonel Mustard? He's so dreamy...

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Oh gee golly, this will end well. :P
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this one time i kissed a girl AND IT WAS ON THE LIPS it was amazing it was like heaven oh btw im 12
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this one time i kissed a girl AND IT WAS ON THE LIPS it was amazing it was like heaven oh btw im 12
so what ? im 12 and i did it too...
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That was priceless. DUDE you made my day.
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Somebody had to.
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You really should write a book on that, Sauce.
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Mrs Plum. She had tits THIS BIG [INSERT BIG TITS]

I give up.
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Made out: 13 years old, somewhere in a abandoned playground with a chick I never met before and never saw again.
Sex: 16, weekend hockey tournament, 800 people "400 guys, 400 chicks" no parents, everybody sleeps in tents, first time for most guys that you get unlimited extensive alcohol abuse.
Twas great.

Bad side: it only lasted a few minutes, the girl got pulled out of the tent by her coach and then my teammates decided it would be funny to jump into my tent with me naked inside it.

Question for Grim:
Every done anal? How is it like?
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why are you asking grim how it was... you should ask a male person how it was, atleast if YOURE trying to out YOUR penis in SOMEONEELSES arse...
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