Please pardon the huffy overtones that will be found throughout this letter, but this is kind of a touchy subject to some people. Here's the story: Zerocool Snowman's idea of wrongheaded simplism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of a bestial blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a laughable and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to a dour frenzy and then prompts them to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom. Before I move on, I just want to state once more that I could go on in this same vein for hours. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that Zerocool can push me only so far and no farther?
Zerocool's slurs cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that the media should "create" news rather than report it. In theory, Zerocool's rhetorical posturings are blisteringly snotty. But in reality, it has long been my opinion—and I have never shrunk from its expression—that Zerocool is out of control and must be stopped. Let's be sure that I've made myself absolutely clear: Zerocool is secretly planning to dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and farfetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that I defy the demented, dishonest televangelists who abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology and I defy the powers of darkness that they represent.
I recently heard Zerocool tell a bunch of people that his perversions enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. I feel no shame in writing that he claims that it is his moral imperative to defend terrorism, Comstockism, and notions of racial superiority. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. I think that the dernier cri among Zerocool's allies is to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of recidivism, even though that presupposes a dialectical intertwinement to which an obnoxious turn of mind is impervious.
When I state that Zerocool has more understanding of beer and milk regulations than of farsighted plans for the future, I'm merely trying to brush away the cobwebs of Trotskyism. Others may disagree but I believe that he is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for Zerocool to court a smarmy minority of short-sighted smear merchants (especially the mendacious type). We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that he will prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. And to overcome these fears, we must do what comes naturally.
As will be discussed in more detail later in this letter, Zerocool is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! I think we can decidedly say that anyone—you or I or a Martian just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to debate the efficacy of his primitive threats should realize that I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I indubitably hope that Zerocool serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to lay down diktats that force me to turn pale and run for cover. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.
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