the regulations that were put in during the obama years. >> stephen: wow! the drive and ambition. i mean those are the qualities of a real leader. or a serious tweaker. (laughter) either way, m itt is going to keep those promises, i know. because i have his day one schedule right here. let's see. okay, here we go. january 20th, 2013. 8 a.m. to noon, inauguration. 12:30, appoint cabinet. 1:00, take photo for white house i.d. card. 1:07, retake photo. 1:45, repeal obamacare. 2:30, examine remains of ross well aliens. 3:00, unwrap oval office label maker. 3:15 label china a currency manipulater. 4:00, 4:00, pick nuclear launch codes, maybe zip code plus ann's birthday, question mark? 6:00, take down biden's old eric estrada posters. 6:15, get everyone in america a job. 8:00, activate self-deportation. 9:00, immigration, solve. 10:00 w presidency completed, resign. and attend inauguration of president ryan. (laughter) (applause) and president ryan's day one, mostly shoulders but also some legs an backs. (applause) folks, these days, going to be exciting. going to be exciting. get used to it these