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Part 1
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
A big pair of tits (d-cups), along with the human they're attached to, falls out of a 9001 story building. How do they (and the human they're attached to) survive intact?
2. There are 6 cocks in a bag. 6 ppl come, and one by one, they take a cock. There is still one cock in the bag, how can this be?
3. The police bust into this house based on an anonymous call. They're looking for a person, called Irwin. When they arrive they realized they walked into a porn shoot, for epic straight POV stuff. There is a epic cock sucking faggot, Micheal Jackon doing the moon walk with his back to the cops, some random guy, and a really hot porn star taking it the vag.
WHO DO THEY ARREST?
Part 2
Give answers with numbers.
Hint: Ignore periods.
...........man
1. ------------
..........board
.........stand
2. ------------
.......... i
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
4.....r
.....road
......a
......d
5.
cycle
cycle
cycle
.........0
6. ------------
.........M.D.
.........Ph.D.
.........knee
7. ------------
.........light
...............ground
8. ---------------
....feet feet feet feet feet feet
9. he's / himself.
10. ecnalg
11. death ..... life
12. THINK
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
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