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Part 1
1. A woman has incontrovertible proof in court that her husband was murdered by her sister. The judge declares, "This is the strangest case I've ever seen. The woman's sister, cannot be punished however - why?
A big pair of tits (d-cups), along with the human they're attached to, falls out of a 9001 story building. How do they (and the human they're attached to) survive intact?


2. There are 6 cocks in a bag. 6 ppl come, and one by one, they take a cock. There is still one cock in the bag, how can this be?

3. The police bust into this house based on an anonymous call. They're looking for a person, called Irwin. When they arrive they realized they walked into a porn shoot, for epic straight POV stuff. There is a epic cock sucking faggot, Micheal Jackon doing the moon walk with his back to the cops, some random guy, and a really hot porn star taking it the vag.

WHO DO THEY ARREST?


Part 2
Give answers with numbers.

Hint: Ignore periods.


...........man
1. ------------
..........board

.........stand
2. ------------
.......... i

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

4.....r
.....road
......a
......d

5.

cycle
cycle
cycle

.........0
6. ------------
.........M.D.
.........Ph.D.

.........knee
7. ------------
.........light

...............ground
8. ---------------
....feet feet feet feet feet feet

9. he's / himself.

10. ecnalg

11. death ..... life

12. THINK

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
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wtf i dont get any of this shit
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3. Michael Jackson?

1. man overboard

4. crossroad(s)

5. tricycle

12. think big?
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1. You
2. Are
3. So
4. Gay
5. Go
6. Back
7. To
8. /b/
9. Fagget
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Part 1

2. They fall out of the first floor window.

3. The last man takes the bag with him.

4. Gay man? It's a straight porn shoot, right? He's out of place.


Part 2
1. Man overboard

2. I understand

3. Reading between the lines

4. Crossroads

5. Tricycle

6. Two degrees below zero

8. Feet underground.

11. Life after death

12. Think big
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1. You
2. Are
3. So
4. Gay
5. Go
6. Back
7. To
8. /b/
9. Fagget
Think this guy got the answers dude.
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The answer is, however, always 42.
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1. Penis
2. Cock
3. Dangle
4. Ding-Ding
5. Shlong
6. Member
7. Shaft
8. Free candy maker
9. Manhood
10. Vagina
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the fuck is this shit?

go die
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzuzwLEyU5E how2scrolljump?
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the fuck is this shit?

go die
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